Life as a fashionista

Lets first make it clear. I don't particularlly like Kylie Minogue's solo music efforts. I quite like her colabrotive efforts, think Nick Cave and Robbie Williams.

Congrats to her for battling cancer, and taking love rat Olivier back or whatever (he is HOT.)

But either she has recently fired her stylist or she's gotten mad cow disease because this is abomination is what she turned up to at the Cannes NRJ Music Awards.
Its three feet of shoulder pads away from being some tragic 80's disaster of a formal outfit, and instead of the taffeta sash (being tied in the normal sashy manner) she's thought 'hang it all' and tied it around her groin.

Her super cute bobby hair cut is scrapped back from her face, and in need of a root job?

Now what about this face, something is going on there. Her eyebrows have these bizarre unnatural over- accentuated arch.
Nobody likes this dress (I can't find a redeeming feature??)

I know everyone deserves a miss but what about this? She's shoving her tiny little frame into a skin and looking like a little undernourished Christmas ham. -------------------->
At least I like the colour of it... and the hair doesn't make me want to have a physical reaction.

<-She can look adorable sometimes and it's a real shame to sort of see fashion victim outfits befouling on of our usually better dressed Aussie female... (Cate is so hit and miss!) Sure Im not a fan of the pucciesque pattern, but the shape, the hair, the dark sunnies! GREAT.

ps; I love visual aids!